The Full Story
Some Dog
"I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person." - Bill Murray
How I came about
It was a swelteringly humid June day when I first came into this world. From the moment I arrived on the scene, I knew I wanted to make it big. There were six of us born early that fateful morning. Sadly, one of my brothers, Chautauqua, didn’t make it. I do all of this, in his honor. Just kidding, I’m a dog. I like licking my privates, drooling whenever Some Dude is cooking dinner and chasing squirrels. I’m not here to write a sappy story.
Getting to know me
-I'm all heart
-I think I'm pretty funny
-If dogs were like people, I would totally be a Millennial
-I balance out Some Dude with his logical brain
-I created a TikTok page highlighting my travels
-I created a merchandise store for you to buy my swag
-I have some sick high jump skills
-I'm training for a race, perhaps a half-marathon?
-Kinda want to learn how to ride a longboard. Good idea?
